Why I Lose at Snooker Funny Tee - Sarcastic Snooker Shirt

🎱 Why I Lose At Snooker T-Shirt – The Ultimate Player's Excuse

It’s Never Your Fault, Right?

Stop taking the blame for a missed pot on the black. This hilarious Why I Lose at Snooker tee breaks down the "real" math behind every lost frame. Whether it’s a wonky cue, a heavy ball, or a table that’s clearly not level, this shirt lets everyone at the club know that your 1% error rate is practically professional.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Sarcastic Infographic Design: A witty breakdown of classic snooker room excuses.
• Premium Print Quality: Bold white and gold text that pops against dark fabrics—as shiny as a fresh set of tournament balls.
• Maximum Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton, perfect for staying cool during a long tactical safety battle.
• The Perfect Gift: Ideal for that friend who always blames the kick after a missed red.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Dedicated Snooker enthusiasts and club regulars
• Casual players who appreciate a good laugh
• Birthday gifts for fans of the Crucible and the pro tour
• Wear it to your next local tournament or practice session

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the graphic
• Do not iron directly on the print

Note: Wearing this shirt won't give you a 147 break, but you'll definitely look like a champion while explaining why you didn't get one.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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