Tis But a Scratch T-Shirt – Funny Knight Parody Tee

⚔️ Tis But a Scratch T-Shirt – Funny Knight Parody Tee

Dark Humor Meets Medieval Comedy

Show off your fearless humor with this Tis But a Scratch t-shirt. Featuring a knight missing an arm yet insisting it’s only a scratch, this tee is the perfect tribute to over-the-top bravery and ridiculous denial. A hilarious design that blends medieval vibes with modern comedy.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic parody design with bold, funny artwork
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit – great for fans of dark humor and parody

🎁 Perfect For:

• Comedy lovers and parody fans
• Medieval and fantasy enthusiasts
• Gag gifts, parties, or casual wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and random medieval quotes.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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