Sassy Highland Cow T-Shirt: Drive Myself Crazy Tee

👑 Sassy Highland Cow T-Shirt – I Can Drive Myself Crazy Tee

Boho-Chic Cow with a Bold Attitude

Meet your spirit animal! This adorable yet feisty Highland Cow is rocking stylish teal sunglasses and colorful boho feathers, delivering a truth bomb that every independent person can relate to. The text reads: "I Can Drive Myself Crazy. Don't Need Your Help." It's the perfect blend of humor, sass, and mental health awareness.

💖 Why You Need This Shirt:

• Unapologetically Sassy: A funny, relatable statement for the person who owns their glorious chaos.
• High-Quality Print: Vibrant, detailed direct-to-garment (DTG) printing that captures the cow's adorable fluffiness and colors.
• Comfort Fit: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels great all day.
• Unique Design: An eye-catching graphic that stands out from the herd.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cow lovers and farm animal enthusiasts
• Gag gifts for friends with a great sense of humor
• Anyone who needs a reminder that they are perfectly capable of self-sabotage (in a fun way!)
• Boho, festival, or casual everyday wear

🚿 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry for best results.
• Do not iron directly on the graphic design.

Embrace your inner, slightly-crazy cow and let the world know you've got this!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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