Rub My Cock For Good Luck T-Shirt | Funny St. Paddy's Tee

🍀 Rub My Cock For Good Luck – Funny St. Paddy’s Tee

Luck of the Irish with a Cheeky Twist

Looking for a way to stand out at the pub this St. Patrick's Day? This Rub My Cock for Good Luck t-shirt combines classic Irish symbols with a bold, suggestive pun that’s guaranteed to get a laugh—and maybe a few double-takes. Featuring a rooster made entirely of vibrant green shamrocks, it’s the ultimate "luck of the draw" for anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Visual Pun: A clever play on words featuring a literal clover-covered rooster.
• Premium Print: High-definition DTG printing ensures the vibrant greens and shamrock details pop.
• Maximum Comfort: Made from soft, ring-spun cotton that feels as good as a pot of gold.
• Unisex Fit: A comfortable, modern cut that looks great on everyone looking for a little extra luck.

🎁 Perfect For:

• St. Patrick’s Day parades and pub crawls
• Gag gifts for farmers or poultry enthusiasts with a sense of humor
• Bachelor parties or weekend trips to Vegas
• Anyone who loves "punny" adult humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Turn inside out before ironing (avoid the print!)

Warning: Wearing this may lead to excessive shamrock-related puns and unsolicited attention.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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