Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch Cow T-Shirt Funny Tee

🤘 Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch Cow T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee

Throat Punch Beats Everything!

Classic game night just got savage. This cheeky cartoon cow with a leopard-print bow doesn’t play by the rules — she goes straight for the Throat Punch I Win! Perfect for anyone who loves bold, dark-humored designs that spark laughs and shocked reactions.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching comic-style cow illustration with sassy attitude
• Premium DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors
• Super soft, breathable cotton – comfy for everyday wear
• Unisex fit perfect for game nights, parties, or casual days

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of dark humor and savage one-liners
• Game night warriors, cow lovers & pranksters
• Funny gifts, bachelor parties, or just messing with friends

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, competitive arguments, and sudden throat-punch victories.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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