Retired Not My Prob-Llama T-Shirt

🏖️ Retired Not My Prob-Llama T-Shirt – Funny Retirement Gift Tee

Living the Dream, One Hammock Nap at a Time

Work problems? Not anymore! This absolutely delightful Retired Not My Prob-Llama tee perfectly captures the blissful freedom of retirement with an adorable llama lounging in a striped hammock between palm trees, sipping a tropical drink while wearing sunglasses and a straw hat. Set against a gorgeous beach sunset with warm orange and teal tones, this design says what every retiree is thinking: "Not my problem anymore!"

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Hilarious llama pun combining "problem" and "llama"
• Adorable llama relaxing in hammock with sunglasses and hat
• "RETIRED" in sage green and "PROB-LLAMA" in coral typography
• Beautiful tropical beach scene with palm trees and sunset
• Sipping tropical drink for ultimate retirement vibes
• Charming illustration with warm, vacation-ready colors
• Perfect blend of humor and celebration
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for vibrant detail
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend fabric
• Unisex fit – perfect for newly retired folks

🎁 Perfect For:

• Retirement parties and celebrations
• Gift for coworkers entering retirement
• Retirees who love humor and puns
• Beach vacations and tropical getaways
• Anyone who's finally done with work stress
• Llama lovers and animal enthusiasts
• Casual retirement lifestyle wear

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach

Warning: May cause spontaneous hammock purchases, permanent vacation mindset, and the inability to care about former workplace drama.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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