Psycho Penguin T-Shirt | Cute Cuddly Psychotic Funny Tee

🐧 Psycho Penguin T-Shirt – Cute Cuddly Psychotic Dark Humor Tee

Don't Let the Waddle Fool You

Meet the most adorably dangerous penguin you'll ever encounter. This Psycho Penguin may look cute and cuddly, but with that nail-studded plank and menacing glare, he's clearly got some anger management issues. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the contrast between adorable exteriors and chaotic interiors, this shirt celebrates the beautifully unhinged.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Hilarious juxtaposition of cute penguin and violent weapon
• Bold white distressed text on olive green background
• Detailed illustration with circular badge design
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for crisp detail
• Soft, comfortable cotton fabric perfect for everyday wear
• Unisex fit – ideal for fans of dark comedy and cute chaos

🎁 Perfect For:

• Dark humor and twisted comedy fans
• Penguin lovers with an edge
• People who relate to cute but psychotic energy
• Fans of ironic and contrasting designs
• Gifts for friends with a darker sense of humor
• Anyone who's cute on the outside, chaos on the inside

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Wash inside out to preserve design

Warning: This penguin may look innocent, but approach with caution. Cuteness and psychosis make for one unpredictable bird.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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