Post Melon T-Shirt - Funny Rap Parody Watermelon Tee

🍉 Post Melon T-Shirt – The Juiciest Rap Parody Tee

Always Juicy, Always Iconic

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a chart-topping rockstar with summer’s favorite fruit? Meet Post Melon. This hilarious design features a stylized watermelon with iconic face tattoos, a gold grill, and heavy chains. It’s a playful, punny tribute to the king of "Sunflower" that’s guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold Graphic Design: High-quality cartoon art with vibrant greens and shiny gold accents.
• Premium Print: Uses advanced DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for long-lasting colors.
• Superior Comfort: Made from soft, 100% breathable cotton for a relaxed fit.
• Unique Wordplay: The perfect "Post-Modern" pun for music fans and fruit lovers alike.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of Post Malone and rap culture
• Pun enthusiasts and lovers of clever wordplay
• Music festivals, summer BBQs, or casual streetwear
• Gifts for friends who appreciate a "juicy" sense of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry for best results
• Avoid ironing directly over the "Post Melon" graphic

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in sudden urges to sing "Better Now" while eating fruit salad.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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