Permanently Exhausted Pigeon T-Shirt

☕ Permanently Exhausted Pigeon T-Shirt

Finally, a Spirit Animal That Gets It

Forget early birds and night owls—there's a third category that nobody talks about. This Permanently Exhausted Pigeon tee is the ultimate representation of how most of us actually feel: perpetually tired, running on caffeine, and just trying to make it through the day. Featuring an adorably disheveled pigeon clutching a steaming cup of coffee with half-closed eyes, this design speaks to the soul of everyone who's ever been asked "Are you a morning person or a night person?" and responded with a weary laugh.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Perfectly captures the essence of chronic tiredness
• Charming watercolor-style illustration with personality
• Soft neutral background that goes with everything
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing technology
• Comfortable, soft fabric perfect for low-energy days
• Unisex design for all exhausted humans

🎁 Perfect For:

• Coffee addicts and caffeine-dependent humans
• Parents, students, and overworked professionals
• Anyone who's tired of being tired
• People who reject the early bird/night owl binary
• Relatable gift for chronically exhausted friends
• Anyone who survives on coffee and spite
• Mental health awareness and self-care advocates

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design
• Do not bleach

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers saying "Same" and knowing nods from fellow exhausted pigeons. Nap not included.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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