Licensed to Carry Small Arms T-Shirt | Funny T-Rex Tee

🦖 Licensed to Carry Small Arms – Hilarious T-Rex Pun Tee

Short Arms, Big Attitude

The Tyrannosaurus Rex might have been the king of the dinosaurs, but we all know his one true weakness. This Licensed to Carry Small Arms tee celebrates everyone's favorite prehistoric predator with a badass, tactical twist. It’s the perfect blend of "tough guy" aesthetic and "dad joke" humor that’s guaranteed to get a roar of laughter.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever Visual Pun: A badass T-Rex in aviators making the ultimate "small arms" joke.
• Premium Print: High-definition DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors.
• Everyday Comfort: Made from soft, ring-spun cotton that feels great from the first wear.
• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex cut that looks great on paleontologists and pranksters alike.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Dinosaur enthusiasts and science nerds
• Fans of puns and sarcastic humor
• Gym goers who love a good "arm day" joke
• Unique birthday or holiday gifts for the jokester in your life

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Avoid ironing directly over the graphic

Note: This shirt does not actually grant a permit, but it does guarantee a laugh.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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