I’m Getting Too Old for This Sh!t T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

😎 I’m Getting Too Old for This Sh!t T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Classic Humor Meets Vintage Cool

Bring back the laughs with this I’m Getting Too Old for This Sh!t T-shirt — the perfect mix of old-school attitude and timeless humor. Featuring a retro-inspired design and bold typography, this tee captures that “I’ve had enough” mood we all know too well. Ideal for fans of classic one-liners and nostalgic pop culture.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold retro-style artwork with a timeless quote
• Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday wear
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone with a sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of vintage comedy and sarcasm
• Birthday or retirement gag gifts
• Casual outings, parties, or chill weekends

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable (cold wash recommended)
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Avoid ironing directly over print

Warning: May cause excessive smirking, eye rolls, and laughter.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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