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π I Have A Tiny Penis T-Shirt β Ultimate Self-Deprecating Humor
When Confidence Meets Brutal Honesty
Some people compensate with sports cars. You? You're just keeping things balanced. This I Have A Tiny Penis tee features bold, distressed typography delivering the punchline: "To compensate for huge penises all my amazing friends have." It's self-deprecating humor at its finestβturning traditional toxic masculinity on its head with a joke that's as confident as it is ridiculous.
π‘ Why You'll Love It:
Bold distressed typography with hilarious twist ending
High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for authentic worn look
Soft, comfortable cotton fabric for maximum confidence
Unisex fit β perfect for anyone with bulletproof self-esteem
π Perfect For:
People who don't take themselves too seriously
Bachelor party gag gifts with a twist
Friends who appreciate self-deprecating comedy
Anyone who's truly secure in themselves
π§Ό Shirt Care:
Machine washable
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause shocked reactions, awkward laughter, and massive respect for your confidence.
β’ 100% cotton β’ Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester β’ Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester β’ Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester β’ Fabric weight: 5.0β5.3 oz/ydΒ² (170-180 g/mΒ²) β’ Open-end yarn β’ Tubular fabric β’ Taped neck and shoulders β’ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem β’ Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:Β β’ Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. β’ Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.