Hippotenuse Funny Hippo Math Pun T-Shirt

😏 Hippotenuse T-Shirt – Funny Hippo Math Pun Tee

Geometry Just Got a Whole Lot Chonkier

The hypotenuse finally has a mascot. This Hippotenuse tee features a happy comic-book hippo lounging right on the longest side of a right triangle, complete with classic Adjacent and Opposite labels. A clever math pun that’s equal parts cute and smart — guaranteed to start conversations in class, the office, or anywhere numbers and animals collide.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold comic-style hippo + geometry wordplay that stands out
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for math lovers, teachers, and pun enthusiasts

🎁 Perfect For:

• Math teachers and geometry students
• Fans of animal puns and clever graphic tees
• Back-to-school gifts, teacher appreciation, or just showing your inner nerd

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause sudden math flashbacks or uncontrollable smiling in public.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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