Gluttony Cookie Monster T-Shirt - Funny Horror Parody

🍪 Gluttony Cookie Monster T-Shirt – Funny Horror Parody Tee

When C Is for Cookie... and Carnage

Me want cookies has never been more disturbing—or hilarious. This brilliantly twisted Gluttony tee reimagines everyone's favorite blue cookie enthusiast as a ravenous creature with an exposed ribcage skeleton, wide-open maw revealing sharp teeth and inner eyeball, all while clutching chocolate chip cookies in both furry paws. The bold red "GLUTTONY" text dripping above completes this perfect blend of childhood nostalgia and horror comedy.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Hilariously dark Cookie Monster parody design
• Exposed skeleton ribcage with detailed bone structure
• Open mouth revealing sharp teeth and creepy inner eye
• Cookie Monster clutching chocolate chip cookies
• Bold red "GLUTTONY" text in horror-style lettering
• Blue fur contrasting with dark skeletal interior
• Perfect blend of Sesame Street nostalgia and horror humor
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for detailed illustration
• Soft, comfortable cotton blend fabric
• Unisex fit – perfect for fans of dark comedy

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cookie lovers with a dark sense of humor
• Sesame Street fans who appreciate twisted parodies
• Horror comedy enthusiasts
• Gift for friends who can't resist desserts
• Alternative and gothic fashion lovers
• Halloween costume accessories
• Anyone who identifies with cookie addiction

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach

Warning: May cause uncontrollable cookie cravings, dark laughter, and the realization that childhood memories can be deliciously disturbing.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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