Give Quiche a Chance T-Shirt | Red Dwarf Rimmer Cosplay Tee

🥧 Give Quiche a Chance T-Shirt – Red Dwarf Replica Tee

🌌 Channel Your Inner Arnold J. Rimmer

Straight from the Starbug and into your wardrobe, this Give Quiche a Chance tee is a faithful recreation of the shirt worn by Arnold Rimmer in the classic Red Dwarf episode, "Polymorph." Whether you’re trying to impress a shape-shifting emotion-sucker or just heading to a sci-fi convention, this shirt is a total smeggin' classic.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Authentic Design: Bold red lettering in that specific wavy, retro font seen on screen.
• Sci-Fi Street Cred: A deep-cut reference that only true Red Dwarf fans will recognize.
• Premium Quality: Printed using high-quality DTG technology for a finish that won't fade into deep space.
• Soft & Durable: Made from 100% breathable cotton, perfect for surviving a long haul on a mining ship.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Red Dwarf Fans: The ultimate addition to any collection of JMC memorabilia.
• Cosplayers: A low-effort, high-impact Rimmer costume for your next con.
• Gifts for Smegheads: The perfect birthday or holiday gift for the Lister or Cat in your life.

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the print crisp
• Do not iron directly on the design (unless you want to look like a messy hologram)

Warning: Does not actually provide protection against Polymorphs or Gelfs.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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