Funny Unicorn High Five Chair T-Shirt | Sarcastic Humorous Tee

🦄 High Five (With a Chair) T-Shirt – Sarcastic Unicorn Tee

The Ultimate Attitude Adjustment in a Shirt

Sometimes, a simple "hello" isn't enough. For those days when your patience is thin and the irony is thick, this Angry Unicorn High Five tee says exactly what you're thinking. Featuring a deceptively cute rainbow and a very fed-up unicorn wielding a wooden chair, it’s the perfect blend of magical whimsy and relatable saltiness.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold & Snarky Design: High-quality graphic print that stays vibrant wash after wash.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for a "magical" feel all day long.
• Versatile Fit: Classic unisex sizing that looks great on everyone.
• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some nervous space) at parties or the office.

🎁 Perfect For:

• People who love "cute but psycho" aesthetics
• Gifts for grumpy friends or coworkers with a sense of humor
• Casual hangouts where you want your shirt to do the talking

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly over the unicorn (he's already heated enough)

Disclaimer: We do not actually recommend high-fiving anyone with furniture. This shirt is for entertainment purposes only!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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