Funny Train Wreck T-Shirt - Just Kidding Toot Toot Tee

🚂 Train Wreck T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Embrace the Chaos with a "Toot Toot!"

Let’s be honest: some days you're the engineer, and some days you're the wreck. This "I'm Not Always a Train Wreck" tee is the perfect uniform for those of us who are just steaming through life one "toot toot" at a time. Featuring a vibrant, retro-style locomotive surrounded by cheerful flowers, it’s a colorful way to admit that life is a little messy.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Relatable Humor: Perfect for those who embrace their inner hot-mess express.
• Vibrant Design: High-quality DTG printing ensures the blue engine and floral details pop.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for a relaxed fit.
• Versatile Style: A great conversation starter for casual outings or lounging at home.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic friends and family members
• Busy parents "just kidding" about their daily chaos
• Train enthusiasts with a sense of humor
• Birthday gifts, white elephant exchanges, or "just because" treats

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry for longest life
• Do not iron directly over the graphic print

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous laughter and relatable nods from fellow "train wrecks."

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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