Funny St. Patrick's Day Periodic Table Drunk T-Shirt

🍀 The Elements of Drunk T-Shirt – Funny St. Patrick's Day Tee

Science Meets the Shenanigans

Combine your love for chemistry with the spirit of the Irish. This The Elements of Drunk tee uses periodic table symbols to spell out the ultimate St. Paddy’s Day goal. It’s a smart, "radioactive" way to stand out during the parade or at the pub.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever Chemistry Design: Features Darmstadtium (Dr), Uranium (U), Nitrogen (N), and Potassium (K) in a fun periodic layout.
• High-Quality Print: Created using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for sharp, vibrant colors that last.
• Soft & Breathable: Made from premium cotton fabric to keep you comfortable from the first pint to the last.
• Unisex Fit: A versatile cut that looks great on scientists, students, and party-goers alike.

🎁 Perfect For:

• St. Patrick’s Day pub crawls and parades
• Science teachers, chemistry students, and lab geeks with a sense of humor
• Gag gifts for the "designated party animal" of the group

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
• Do not iron directly on the graphic print

Note: This shirt may cause spontaneous toasts, high-fives, and increased scientific inquiry into the nearest pint.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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