Everything Is Fine Trust Your Government - Sarcastic Tee

🤫 Everything Is Fine T-Shirt – Sarcastic Dystopian Tee

The Ultimate "Nothing to See Here" Aesthetic

Keep it cool, keep it compliant, and definitely don't ask any questions. This Everything Is Fine Trust Your Government tee features a gritty, DIY duct tape design that screams irony. Whether you’re a fan of dystopian fiction or just have a healthy dose of skepticism, this shirt says it all without you having to say a word.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Gritty Design: Realistic black tape texture for a rebellious, underground look
• Premium Print: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for sharp, lasting contrast
• Superior Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels as good as it looks
• Modern Fit: A versatile unisex cut that pairs perfectly with jeans or jackets

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic souls and fans of dark humor
• Conspiracy theorists (or those who just like the vibe)
• Gifts for activists, truth-seekers, and satire lovers

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Turn inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the print
• Do not iron directly over the graphic

Note: Wearing this shirt may result in knowing glances, awkward silences, or sudden urges to question everything.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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