Everything Hurts And I'm Dying T-Shirt Funny Meme Tee

😩 Everything Hurts And I'm Dying T-Shirt – Funny Meme Tee

When Life Hurts… Wear It Proudly

Perfect for those days when everything hurts and you're dying — this distressed typography tee captures the ultimate mood with bold, gritty white text on black. A hilarious, relatable design for anyone who’s ever had “one of those days.”

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold distressed text that pops on a classic black tee
• High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit — perfect for men, women, and everyone in between

🎁 Perfect For:

• Chronic complainers and meme lovers
• People who live in “everything hurts” mode
• Gag gifts, birthdays, or just because you’re dramatic

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May trigger sympathy, laughter, or “same” replies.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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