Distant and Dying Star T-Shirt - Funny Kawaii Dark Humor Tee

✨ Distant and Dying T-Shirt – Kawaii Meets Dark Humor

Sparkle Bright, Fade Fast

Love that cute, pastel aesthetic but harboring a soul as cold as deep space? This Be Like a Star tee is your new uniform. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed kawaii star and a vibrant rainbow, the punchline hits harder than an asteroid. It’s the perfect "mood" for anyone who embraces their inner sparkle alongside a healthy dose of existential dread.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Subversive Style: High-contrast humor that pairs "cute" with "cynical."
• Premium Print: Vibrant colors and sharp details using high-quality DTG technology.
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for a cosmic feel.
• Versatile Fit: A classic unisex cut that looks great on every terrestrial being.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of dark humor and "anti-motivational" quotes
• Lovers of kawaii, pastel goth, or kidcore aesthetics
• Introverts who truly value their "distant" status
• Unique gifts for friends with a dry sense of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the sparkles
• Do not iron directly over the star—it's sensitive

Warning: May result in relatable sighs, knowing nods, and unexpected existential conversations.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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