Dead Chill T-Shirt | Funny Horror Slasher Parody Tee

🪓 Dead Chill T-Shirt – Funny Slasher Horror Tee

Jason Goes on Vacation: The Ultimate Horror Parody

Even the world’s most famous masked slasher needs a day off. This Dead Chill tee captures the legendary killer trading his machete for a cold one and a pink flamingo float. It’s the perfect blend of 80s horror nostalgia and laid-back summer vibes that will have everyone at the party doing a double-take.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious mashup of classic horror and tropical relaxation
• Vibrant, high-definition print that stays crisp wash after wash
• Premium soft-spun cotton for a comfortable, "chilled" feel
• Unisex retail fit – looks great on camp counselors and lake monsters alike

🎁 Perfect For:

• Horror movie buffs with a sense of humor
• Summer pool parties, beach trips, or BBQ hangouts
• Friday the 13th enthusiasts and pop culture fans

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print
• Do not iron directly over the graphic

Warning: Not responsible for any sudden urges to visit Crystal Lake.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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