Coffee Energy Formula T-Shirt $E=MC^2$ Parody

⚛️ E=MC^2 Coffee Energy Formula T-Shirt – Caffeine Physics

The Only Equation That Matters Before 9 AM

Forget Einstein—the real genius is the one who figured out that **Energy equals Milk times Coffee Squared** (E=MC^2). This hilarious, nerdy take on the world's most famous formula is perfect for anyone whose day truly doesn't start until they've had their first cup.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• **The Ultimate Caffeine Statement:** Perfect for physicists, students, programmers, or any coffee addict.
• **High-Quality Print:** The chalk-style graphic is printed using durable, high-definition technology.
• **Maximum Comfort:** Made from soft, breathable cotton that feels great whether you're studying or starting the workday.
• **Great Conversation Starter:** Guaranteed to get a chuckle from fellow coffee lovers and science enthusiasts.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gifts for baristas, teachers, and science majors
• Adding humor to your casual Friday wardrobe
• Anyone who understands the true power of a coffee bean

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
• Do not iron decoration

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee this shirt will help you solve complex physics problems, but it might help you get through your Monday.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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