CLITORIS Red Dwarf T-Shirt – Funny Sci-Fi Parody Adult Tee

😏 CLITORIS Red Dwarf T-Shirt – Hilarious Sci-Fi Parody Tee

Official Committee for the Liberation of Terrifying Organisms

Think you know Red Dwarf? This epic CLITORIS crest will have your mates doing a double take. Featuring roaring lions, a Red Dwarf star shield, Starbug-style spaceship and full HM Space Agency branding, this design is packed with nerdy detail and cheeky wordplay that’s guaranteed to spark conversations (and awkward explanations).

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Intricate comic book style sci-fi emblem with glowing effects
• Premium DTG print that looks sharp wash after wash
• Soft, breathable unisex cotton for all-day comfort
• Perfect blend of Red Dwarf fandom and adult humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Red Dwarf superfans and sci-fi lovers
• Anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and bold designs
• Birthday gifts, geek parties, or just making people blush

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, nerdy debates, and sudden outbursts of “Smeg!”

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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