Cannibalism Kiwi Bird Shirt - Funny Retro Fruit Graphic Tee

🥝 Cannibalism Kiwi Bird T-Shirt – Hilarious Tropical Pun Tee

Double the Kiwi, Double the Irony

Is it a bird? Is it a fruit? It’s both—and it’s technically "cannibalism." This CANNIBALISM tee features an adorably oblivious kiwi bird snacking on its namesake fruit. Set against a classic retro sunset background, this design perfectly blends cute aesthetics with dark, witty humor.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever Visual Pun: A literal take on the word "kiwi" that's sure to get laughs.
• Premium Print Quality: Vivid colors and crisp details that won't fade after one wash.
• Eco-Friendly Inks: Printed using high-quality, sustainable DTG technology.
• Ultra-Soft Comfort: Made from breathable, ring-spun cotton for a vintage feel.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of New Zealand culture and "Kiwi" pride
• Puns, wordplay, and dark humor enthusiasts
• Bird watchers with a sense of irony
• Casual wear, festivals, or a unique gift for friends

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Avoid ironing directly on the graphic

Warning: No actual fruit (or birds) were harmed in the making of this shirt. Probably.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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