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You Must Be New Here T-Shirt | Funny Toilet Tee

You Must Be New Here T-Shirt | Funny Toilet Tee

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“You Must Be New Here” T‑Shirt – Funny Toilet Paper Roll Tee

Keep your humor rolling with the “You Must Be New Here” T-shirt — where an innocent full roll of toilet paper meets the grim reality, courtesy of a worn-out empty core.

This tee features a cute cartoon-style full roll of toilet paper smiling blissfully next to a distressed, empty cardboard tube. The caption “You must be new here…” floats above them, delivering the perfect punchline. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, the artwork is soft, clear, and durable on every wear.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Brilliant Bathroom Humor: A hilarious take on life’s most relatable inconvenience — shared silently in every household.
  • Premium DTG Print: Crisp lines, soft-touch ink, and wash-resistant clarity ensure the joke lasts as long as the roll doesn’t.
  • Everyday Comfort: Made from soft, breathable 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or a cotton-blend in heathers).
  • Unisex Fit: Classic crew neck, sizes S–3XL — perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Perfect For:

  • Fans of cheeky humor, minimal cartoons, and daily-life jokes.
  • Bathroom décor enthusiasts, housemates, and tired parents.
  • Anyone who’s ever been betrayed by an empty roll.

Gift It When:

  • For housewarming laughs, gag gifts, or white elephant parties.
  • To thank a roommate or lighten the mood at home.

Quality That Endures:

Crafted from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with reinforced stitching. The DTG print remains soft and vibrant after countless washes — just like your sense of humor.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose from White, Heather Grey, Charcoal, or Soft Cream — sizes S to 3XL.
Made-to-order with bathroom wit, clean design, and everyday softness.

Design Details & Style Notes:

  • Character Illustration: Smiling full roll and worried empty core — a visual comedy duo we all recognize.
  • Simple, Clear Caption: “You must be new here...” — perfectly placed for instant recognition and laughter.
  • Cartoon Palette: Warm neutral tones and clean lines give this tee a crisp, modern vibe.
  • Style Tip: Pair with joggers or jeans — ideal for lounging, errands, or your next passive-aggressive housemate moment.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

Similar Themes: Funny, Puns, T-shirt, Unisex

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