You Must Be New Here T-Shirt | Funny Toilet Tee

“You Must Be New Here” T‑Shirt – Funny Toilet Paper Roll Tee

Keep your humor rolling with the “You Must Be New Here” T-shirt — where an innocent full roll of toilet paper meets the grim reality, courtesy of a worn-out empty core.

This tee features a cute cartoon-style full roll of toilet paper smiling blissfully next to a distressed, empty cardboard tube. The caption “You must be new here…” floats above them, delivering the perfect punchline. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, the artwork is soft, clear, and durable on every wear.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Brilliant Bathroom Humor: A hilarious take on life’s most relatable inconvenience — shared silently in every household.
• Premium DTG Print: Crisp lines, soft-touch ink, and wash-resistant clarity ensure the joke lasts as long as the roll doesn’t.
• Everyday Comfort: Made from soft, breathable 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or a cotton-blend in heathers).
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew neck, sizes S–3XL — perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Perfect For:

• Fans of cheeky humor, minimal cartoons, and daily-life jokes.
• Bathroom décor enthusiasts, housemates, and tired parents.
• Anyone who’s ever been betrayed by an empty roll.

Gift It When:

• For housewarming laughs, gag gifts, or white elephant parties.
• To thank a roommate or lighten the mood at home.

Quality That Endures:

Crafted from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with reinforced stitching. The DTG print remains soft and vibrant after countless washes — just like your sense of humor.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose from White, Heather Grey, Charcoal, or Soft Cream — sizes S to 3XL.
Made-to-order with bathroom wit, clean design, and everyday softness.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Character Illustration: Smiling full roll and worried empty core — a visual comedy duo we all recognize.
• Simple, Clear Caption: “You must be new here...” — perfectly placed for instant recognition and laughter.
• Cartoon Palette: Warm neutral tones and clean lines give this tee a crisp, modern vibe.
• Style Tip: Pair with joggers or jeans — ideal for lounging, errands, or your next passive-aggressive housemate moment.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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