You Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit T-Shirt

You Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit T-Shirt - Southern Sass Meets Ultimate Warning

Tagline: When Breakfast Threats Meet Peak Comedy

This brilliantly sassy "You Just Buttered Your Last Biscuit" t-shirt is for anyone who appreciates Southern charm with a side of attitude. Perfect for kitchen warriors, breakfast enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that the most memorable threats come with a touch of culinary flair. It's the ultimate conversation starter for every diner, kitchen showdown, and grocery store encounter.

Why This Tee is Butter Than the Rest:

• Southern Swagger: Features the ultimate breakfast-themed warning that's equal parts hilarious and intimidating
• Premium Comfort: 100% ring-spun cotton so you can deliver your threats in supreme comfort
• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs from fellow foodies and Southern charm enthusiasts
• Kitchen-Ready: Durable enough for actual cooking adventures, funny enough for armchair chefs

Perfect for the Breakfast Comedians:

• Home cooks who take their biscuits seriously (very seriously)
• Southern charm enthusiasts who appreciate a good old-fashioned warning
• Breakfast lovers who find humor in the most important meal of the day
• Anyone who's ever had to lay down the law in the kitchen
• Food service workers who need material for their next shift

Ideal Gift Occasions:

• Birthday presents for foodies who appreciate Southern sass
• Housewarming gifts for friends who need more personality in their kitchen
• Self-purchase because you know you're the funniest person at brunch
• Cooking gifts for anyone who believes breakfast deserves more drama
• Southern culture gifts for teachers who want to make regional sayings memorable

Quality That's as Reliable as Your Grandmother's Biscuit Recipe: Made with premium ring-spun cotton and reinforced double stitching because breakfast comedians deserve quality that lasts through countless kitchen adventures. The classic unisex fit works for everyone who's ready to serve up both biscuits and attitude.

Available in 12+ Colors - Choose your favorite or grab one in every color because true breakfast enthusiasts need options for every meal and comedy opportunity!

Embrace Your Inner Kitchen Philosopher - Life's too short not to appreciate the absurd drama of breakfast threats. Sometimes the best warnings come from the most wonderfully specific culinary situations!

Made-to-order with Southern charm and breakfast wisdom 🧈🥖

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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