You Ain’t Getting Shit T-Shirt | Funny Santa Christmas Tee

🎅 You Ain’t Getting Shit T-Shirt – Funny Santa Christmas Tee

Naughty List Humor Done Right

This isn’t your average holiday shirt! The You Ain’t Getting Shit t-shirt puts a hilarious twist on Christmas spirit with Santa giving a cheeky warning. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor that’s as bold as the holidays themselves, this shirt will have everyone laughing at your next festive gathering.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Funny Santa design with bold holiday humor
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for long-lasting comfort
• Unisex fit – great for holiday parties, gag gifts, or casual wear

🎁 Perfect For:

• Christmas parties and family gatherings
• Gag gifts and white elephant exchanges
• Anyone with a playful holiday spirit

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause laughter, shocked relatives, and a spot on Santa’s naughty list.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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