Why I’m Single T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Checklist Tee

🤣 Why I’m Single T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Checklist Tee

Cheeky Humor Meets Bold Style

When honesty meets comedy, you get this Why I’m Single t-shirt. Featuring a bold red title and a hilarious checklist where the only box ticked is “Dick is too big, might kill someone,” this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and turn heads. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and the confidence to back it up.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold and funny checklist design with cheeky humor
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for confident humor lovers

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of adult humor and cheeky jokes
• Gag gifts, parties, or nights out
• Anyone who loves to make a bold statement

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, shocked reactions, and instant conversations.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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