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😂 When I Was Young I Was Poor, Now I'm Old T-Shirt – Life's Reality Check
The American Dream, Redefined
They said hard work pays off. Well, technically it did—just not in the way you expected. This When I Was Young I Was Poor tee features a vintage-style badge that perfectly captures life's hilarious irony: "But after many years of hard work, I've become old." A brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny design that speaks to everyone who's ever wondered where all that effort actually got them.
💡 Why You'll Love It:
Vintage distressed badge design with sarcastic life wisdom
High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for authentic worn look
Soft, comfortable cotton fabric for your golden years
Unisex fit – perfect for the perpetually broke and aging
🎁 Perfect For:
Anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor about aging
Retirement party gag gifts
Friends hitting milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50+)
Anyone who relates to working hard and still being broke
🧼 Shirt Care:
Machine washable
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause existential laughter, knowing nods from fellow adults, and acceptance of life's cruel jokes.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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