What Happens in the Van T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

🚐 What Happens in the Van T-Shirt – Funny Retro Tee

Keep It in the Van, Keep It a Secret

Some things are better left unsaid. This What Happens in the Van T-shirt brings a retro twist of humor with a bold, colorful van graphic. Whether you’re a road trip junkie, a van life adventurer, or just someone who loves cheeky humor, this tee is sure to get laughs and nods of approval.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Playful retro van design with a funny message
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for humor lovers and van fans

🎁 Perfect For:

• Road trip and van life enthusiasts
• Fans of retro humor and cheeky quotes
• Birthday gifts, casual hangouts, or funny gag presents

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause laughter, inside jokes, and a few raised eyebrows.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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