Two Pints Prick T-Shirt - Funny Still Game Fan Tee

🍻 Two Pints Prick T-Shirt – The Ultimate Craiglang Fan Tee

"He who hesitates is a posh p***k."

Pay tribute to Scotland’s favorite pensioners with this Two Pints Prick tee. Featuring a stylized illustration of Jack Jarvis and Victor McDade, this shirt captures the grumpy, hilarious spirit of the Clansman’s most loyal patrons. It’s the perfect nod to the iconic banter that made Still Game a cult classic.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Classic Design: Features a vintage "torn paper" aesthetic with bold, clear typography.
• Premium Print: High-definition graphics that stay vibrant wash after wash.
• Maximum Comfort: Made from soft, durable cotton—perfect for a long session at the pub.
• The Perfect Fit: Unisex sizing that looks great on any fan of Jack and Victor.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Die-hard Still Game and Scottish comedy fans
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or "Old Age Pensioner" milestones
• Wearing to the pub for a round of pints (and some light-hearted insults)

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the print
• Do not iron directly over the artwork

Warning: Wearing this may result in spontaneous shouting of "Shut up, Boabby!"

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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