Tree Tops Glisten.... | Funny Christmas T-Shirt

🎄 Tree Tops Glisten… but the Kids? Not So Much!

Celebrate the season with a dash of sarcasm and a whole lot of truth! Our hilarious “Tree Tops Glisten & Children Listen to Nothing” Christmas T-shirt is perfect for parents, teachers, or anyone who knows the festive chaos all too well.

😅 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold black typography with classic pine tree artwork – festive and funny
• Delivers holiday cheer with a healthy side of parenting realism
• Sure to earn nods, laughs, and maybe a little sympathy

🧵 Product Details:

• Print Method: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) – high-quality, lasting print
• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability
• Fit: Unisex classic tee – flattering and comfy for everyone

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Parents surviving the holidays with kids
• Teachers, babysitters, or grandparents with a sense of humour
• Anyone who knows the Christmas chaos struggle is real

Because while the snow may be silent, the kids definitely aren’t. Get this cheeky Christmas tee now and wear your holiday reality loud and proud!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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