Touch My Beard | Men's classic t-shirt

🧔 Touch My Beard – Funny Men's Beard Lover Tee

Beard game strong. Confidence stronger. This hilarious t-shirt is the perfect combo of bold facial hair and irresistible charm. Featuring the phrase “Touch My Beard and Tell Me I’m Pretty” in rugged white font with a bearded icon wearing shades, it’s designed for men who know their beard is a masterpiece—and want the world to acknowledge it. Whether you’re rocking a full Viking mane or a neat trim, this tee puts your facial pride front and center.

🔥 Features:

• Bold and funny graphic with beard and sunglasses motif
• High-contrast white-on-black design for maximum impact
• Vintage distressed text style adds character

👕 Shirt Details:

• Print Type: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) – crisp, durable, and fade-resistant
• Material: 100% combed cotton for softness and breathability
• Fit: Classic unisex cut – ideal for men with great beards and even better personalities

🎁 Great Gift For:

• Beard lovers and grooming gurus
• Father’s Day, birthdays, or boyfriend surprises
• Anyone who takes pride in their beard and doesn’t take life too seriously

Rock it with pride: Grow the beard, wear the tee, demand the compliments.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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