Too Peoply for Me Unicorn Graphic Tee Sarcastic Quote T‑Shirt Cotton

Introvert Energy. Unicorn Magic.

If your social battery dies faster than your phone at 1%, this tee speaks your truth. Featuring a chubby, fabulous unicorn rocking oversized glasses and a whole lot of "nope," this shirt is your cozy armor against small talk and crowded rooms.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Adorably grumpy unicorn artwork printed with rich DTG colors
• Perfect for antisocial butterflies and sparkle-loving introverts alike
• Let your tee do the talking—so you don’t have to

Comfy Vibes:

• Made from soft, breathable cotton blend
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, fade-resistant design
• Relaxed fit for max comfort—whether you're peopling or hiding from it

Perfect For:

• Introverts, unicorn lovers, and caffeine-fueled avoiders of small talk
• Gifting your anti-social bestie (or yourself)
• Wearing to brunch... from a safe distance

Warning: May cause spontaneous eye rolls and side-eyes. Use responsibly.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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