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🔨 This Is Not a Drill T-Shirt – Hilarious Tool Pun Tee
Sound the alarms—this is not a drill! It’s a hammer. Literally. This pun-packed tee is perfect for DIY lovers, tool nerds, and anyone with a sharp sense of humour. Simple visual, big laugh.
🧰 Features That Nail It:
Tool-Themed Wordplay: A funny literal take on a common phrase
Minimalist Design: Bold typography and a hammer illustration
Eye-Catching Print: DTG (direct-to-garment) quality that lasts
Perfect Gift: Great for dads, builders, pun-lovers, or sarcastic friends
🎯 Ideal For:
Carpenters, handymen, and tool enthusiasts
Pun collectors and lovers of literal humour
Father’s Day, birthdays, or gag gifts
People who laugh at their own jokes (and yours)
🛠️ Shirt Details:
Sizes: Available from S to 3XL
Material: Soft cotton blend for comfortable wear
Print Method: DTG for crisp, durable graphics
Warning: May cause groans, chuckles, and unsolicited dad jokes. Wear with pride.
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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