They're Only Noodles Michael Shirt | Cult Horror Movie Tee

🥡 They're Only Noodles Michael – Cult Horror Movie Shirt

Sink Your Teeth Into This Iconic Movie Quote

Relive the most legendary dinner scene in 80s horror history. This shirt features a stylized illustration of the ultimate vampire leader, David, holding his infamous takeout box. Whether you see noodles, worms, or something more sinister, this design is a must-have for fans of the Santa Carla night scene.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• High-Detail Artwork: A sharp, modern tribute to the cult classic aesthetic.
• Premium Quality: Printed with high-definition DTG (direct-to-garment) for long-lasting color.
• Ultimate Comfort: Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-night (or all-day) wear.
• Classic Fit: A comfortable unisex cut that looks great on any creature of the night.

🎁 Perfect For:

• 80s horror aficionados and cult film buffs
• Retro movie marathons or themed parties
• Anyone who knows the real secret to "maggots"
• Gothic style fans and vampire enthusiasts

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: Do not eat the maggots, Michael.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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