The More Hair I Lose | Adult Funny T Shirt

😏 The More Hair I Lose… The More Head I Get – Funny Adult T-Shirt

Baldly Going Where Few Dared Before

This cheeky classic is the ultimate icebreaker for bald kings and silver foxes. The "The More Hair I Lose, The More Head I Get" tee isn’t just funny—it’s a statement of confidence, charm, and a healthy dose of innuendo. If you’ve got the scalp for it, this shirt does the talking.

😂 Why It’s a Hit

Equal parts hilarious and risqué, this tee delivers a punchline that turns heads (and raises eyebrows). Ideal for parties, pubs, or just owning your look with pride.

🔥 Features

• Bold yellow & white distressed lettering
• Soft cotton blend that feels smooth—like your dome
• DTG printing for long-lasting detail
• Unisex fit for maximum comfort and laughs

🎯 Best Worn By

• Bald legends with a sense of humour
• Groomed-to-perfection uncles at family BBQs
• Groomsmen who dare to stand out
• Guys who laugh first—and loudest

🧵 Quality You Can Feel

• Printed with DTG for bold and sharp colors
• Midweight but durable construction
• Double-stitched seams built for real-world wear

Baldness is a choice. Confidence is a vibe. This shirt? It’s both.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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