Test Results T-Shirt | Sarcastic Tee

Test Results T‑Shirt – "I'm Sick of This Shit" Sarcastic Tee

Deliver a dose of dry humour with the Test Results T‑Shirt — boldly announcing “test results came back and it turns out I’m sick of this shit.”

This tee features crisp, straightforward text featuring a test result format (“Test Results: […] / Outcome: Sick of this shit”) styled to with a skeleton on a hospital bed. It’s printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for crystal-clear typography, high contrast, and a soft, embedded ink finish that sits comfortably on the cotton fabric.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Sarcastic Statement: Delivers eye-roll humour in a witty, relatable format—perfect for expressing that “enough already” mood.
• Premium DTG Print: Sharp fonts and clean lines stay smooth and wearable—no cracking or stiff ink.
• Comfortable Fabric: Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or heather-blend options) ensuring soft, breathable comfort.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew-neck cut available in sizes S–3XL—great for anyone with a cheeky sense of humour.

Perfect For:

• Anyone with a snarky streak or who’s just over the nonsense.
• Casual social days, rant sessions with friends, or lounging in style.
• Gifting to the friend who’s always “done with everything.”

Gift It When:

• Birthdays, gag gifts, milestone vent moments—or just because you get real.
• Celebrating a no-filter attitude and blunt honesty.

Quality That Endures:

Cut from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with taped shoulders and double-stitched hems for lasting shape and comfort. The DTG print remains crisp, bold, and soft even after many washes—no peeling or fading.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choice of Black, White, Heather Grey, or Dark Teal — sizes S through 3XL.
Made-to-order with straight-up style, premium print feel, and everyday comfort.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Report-Style Layout: Text formatted like official test results for that punchy, sarcastic impact.
• High Contrast: White or light ink on dark tees; black or charcoal ink on lighter colours ensures readability.
• Soft-Ink Feel: DTG printing creates a smooth, garment-integrated print—never stiff or raised.
• Wear & Style: Ideal with jeans, sweatpants, or loungewear—revealing your mood without saying a word.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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