Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting T-Shirt

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting T-Shirt - Logic Meets Legendary Lyrics

Tagline: When Statistical Thinking Meets Classic Funk

This brilliantly skeptical "Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" t-shirt is for analytical minds who appreciate humor that questions the classics. Perfect for logical thinkers who can't help but fact-check song lyrics, music lovers with a mathematical mindset, and anyone who believes the best comedy comes from challenging the improbable. It's the ultimate conversation starter for every music venue, trivia night, and gathering of overthinkers.

Why This Tee is Fighting the Good Fight:

• Logical Rebellion: Features statistical wisdom that hilariously challenges a funk classic
• Premium Comfort: 100% ring-spun cotton so you can question everything in supreme comfort
• Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to get laughs from fellow skeptics and music trivia enthusiasts
• Party-Ready: Durable enough for actual dance floors, funny enough for armchair philosophers

Perfect for the Analytical Music Lovers:

• Music enthusiasts who can't help but question impossible lyrics
• Logical thinkers who find humor in statistical improbabilities
• Trivia night champions who love pointing out the obvious
• Anyone who's ever wondered about the logistics of classic song claims
• Comedy lovers who appreciate humor that makes you think twice

Ideal Gift Occasions:

• Birthday presents for music lovers who appreciate logical humor
• Party gifts for friends who need more wit in their wardrobe
• Self-purchase because you know you're the smartest person at karaoke night
• Music gifts for anyone who believes songs should make mathematical sense
• Trivia gifts for teachers who want to make critical thinking memorable

Quality That's as Reliable as Your Logic: Made with premium ring-spun cotton and reinforced double stitching because analytical thinkers deserve quality that lasts through countless "well, actually" moments. The classic unisex fit works for everyone who's ready to challenge both disco legends and dance floor physics.

Available in 12+ Colors - Choose your favorite or grab one in every color because true skeptics need options for every musical debate and logical opportunity!

Embrace Your Inner Music Mathematician - Life's too short not to appreciate the absurd impossibility of universal kung fu participation. Sometimes the best humor comes from the most wonderfully pedantic observations!

Made-to-order with logic and legendary funk vibes 🥋🎵

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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