Strawberry Jams But my Glock Don't T-Shirt
Strawberry Jams But my Glock Don't T-Shirt
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Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t T-Shirt – Sweet With a Kick
A little fruit, a little firepower, and a whole lot of attitude.
This tee is for those who like their humour dark and their style loud. With a cheeky play on words and a design that blends sweet visuals with sharp wit, the "Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t" t-shirt delivers maximum impact. It’s the perfect combo of edgy and ironic—ideal for those who like to stand out, stir the pot, and still look fresh doing it.
Why This Tee Packs Heat (and Flavour):
- Darkly Funny Slogan: Playful pun with serious punchline energy.
- Softstyle Comfort: Made from ring-spun cotton—smooth, durable, and wear-all-day friendly.
- Unisex Fit: For rebels, pun-lovers, and jam enthusiasts alike.
- Bold Graphic: Bright strawberry meets gritty street-style for a unique, scroll-stopping look.
Perfect For:
- Fans of edgy humour and ironic fashion.
- Collectors of viral-worthy tees and streetwear-inspired designs.
- Anyone who loves mixing sugar with spice (and a hint of chaos).
- Those who like their fashion to start conversations.
Gift It When:
- You need a bold birthday gift for someone with wicked humour.
- Your friend just discovered the art of puns—and won’t stop.
- You want to be the best-dressed at the BBQ or casual hangout.
- You’re celebrating unapologetic individuality with serious drip.
Quality That Doesn’t Jam:
Printed on premium softstyle ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel and long-lasting wear. Perfect for anyone who wants something a little different—and a lot more fun—in their t-shirt drawer.
Available in Multiple Sizes – Because bold comes in every shape.
Made-to-order with flavour, fire, and a sprinkle of anarchy 🍓🔫
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
- Eco-Friendly
- Machine Washable
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