Sarcastic Asshole T-Shirt – Funny Attitude Adult Tee

😏 Sarcastic Asshole T-Shirt – Unapologetically You

Spoiler Alert: The Answer Is Always No

Will you ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next week... just kidding, I think the f*ck not. This brutally honest tee features vintage-style distressed typography on a classic green background that proudly announces your commitment to sarcasm and sass. Perfect for those who wear their attitude like a badge of honor.

💡 Why You'll Love It:

• Bold vintage typography with authentic distressed detailing
• High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing for lasting wear
• Soft, comfortable cotton fabric for everyday sarcasm
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone proudly unapologetic

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm enthusiasts and sass masters
• People tired of fake niceness
• Gag gifts for your brutally honest friends
• Anyone who speaks fluent sarcasm

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause eye rolls from sensitive people, high-fives from fellow sarcastic souls, and zero apologies.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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