Sarcasm, Just one of my Services T-Shirt

Sarcasm: Just One of My Services T-Shirt – The Ultimate Eye-Roll Uniform

Fluent in Sarcasm. Priced in Sighs. Powered by Caffeine.

If sarcasm were a job, you’d be the CEO. This tee is the official uniform of anyone who dishes out deadpan wit and serves up sass like it’s on the menu. Whether you’re at work, at home, or just out in public pretending to care, this shirt lets everyone know your top-tier talent isn’t just showing up—it’s sarcasm.

Why This Tee is Dripping in Dry Humor:

• Witty & Relatable: Bold "Sarcasm: Just One of My Services" message is perfect for those who speak fluent smartass.
• Comfortably Unbothered: Made from soft, high-quality ring-spun cotton for peak chill during maximum judgment.
• Conversation Starter (or Ender): Ideal for sparking a laugh or a confused stare—both acceptable.
• Low Effort, High Impact: Throw it on and let the tee do the talking so you don’t have to.

Perfect For People Who:

• Can’t go an hour without a sarcastic comment.
• Have the patience of a broken pencil.
• Would rather text “k.” than explain themselves.
• Think sarcasm is a love language (because it is).

Ideal Gift Occasions:

• Birthdays for your most savage friend.
• Work Secret Santa (bonus if your boss doesn’t get it).
• Siblings who always get the last word.
• Any day that ends in “Y” and starts with “Ugh”.

Quality That Matches Your Sass Level:

Crafted from durable, breathable ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit. Designed to survive the laundry and awkward small talk. Feels soft enough to lounge in, but sharp enough to wear during your daily routine of quietly judging others.

Available in Multiple Sizes – Because sarcasm doesn’t discriminate.
Made-to-order with passive-aggressive love 💬

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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