Red Dwarf Banana T-Shirt - Small Off Duty Traffic Warden Tee

🛸 It’s a Small Off Duty Czechoslovakian Traffic Warden! – Red Dwarf Fan Tee

A Cult Classic Gag for the Space-Bound Smeghead

If you know, you know. This Red Dwarf Banana tee captures one of the most absurdly brilliant moments in sci-fi history. Whether you're navigating the corridors of a mining ship or just heading to the pub, this shirt celebrates Cat’s unique "investigative" skills. It’s a must-have for any fan who knows that sometimes, a banana is much more than just a fruit.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic Quote: Features the legendary line from the episode "Queeg."
• Vibrant Print: High-contrast yellow and white design on a deep black base.
• Premium Comfort: Made from soft, durable cotton for long-term wear in deep space.
• Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on any life form, holographic or otherwise.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Red Dwarf marathons and sci-fi conventions
• Gifts for "Smegheads" and British comedy enthusiasts
• Anyone who appreciates surreal, 80s-inspired humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang to preserve the print
• Avoid ironing directly over the traffic warden (the banana)

Note: Does not actually come with a holographic backup or a supply of fish.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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