'Off My Meds' Tarot | Tarot Card T-Shirt

💊 Off My Meds – Unhinged & Unapologetic

Join the Cool Mama Club with the Off My Meds Tarot T-Shirt — a chaotic blend of 1950s housewife energy and skeleton sass. She's manic, she's magnetic, and she’s probably not taking her prescriptions. And honestly? We love that for her.

🃏 Product Description:

This t-shirt features a vintage-style pin-up skeleton mid-breakdown, holding a knife like it's a whisk and flashing a wide-eyed smile that screams, “I’m fine.” Surrounded by chaotic kitchen tools, flowers, and pills, it’s the ultimate emblem of fabulous dysfunction.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic mashup of vintage charm and spooky humor
• DTG-printed for bold, long-lasting color
• Soft, breathable cotton that holds up under pressure (unlike you)
• Sure to earn gasps and giggles wherever you wear it

🎯 Ideal For:

• Fans of dark humor, vintage vibes, and unfiltered honesty
• Anyone who finds therapy in sarcasm and cookies
• The friend who texts “chaos is my cardio” unironically

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

• Mother’s Day (with a wink), birthday laughs, or quirky coworkers
• Your unmedicated bestie who always shows up with snacks and trauma
• Anyone who’s ever baked a pie and screamed into it

🧵 Quality Notes:

Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology for rich, detailed color on a premium cotton tee. Wash cold, wear bold, and repeat.