Hardware Humor T‑Shirt Not Without a Washer Bold Graphic Tee Unisex Fit

“Not Without a Washer” Bolt & Nut T‑Shirt – Toolroom Chemistry Tee

Celebrate mechanical chemistry with the “Not Without a Washer” Bolt & Nut T‑Shirt — a playful design featuring a male bolt and female nut exchanging cheeky hardware advice.

This tee showcases a stylised bolt character being told “Not without a washer” by a sassy nut figure. The bolt has bold features, hex head and threads, while the nut sports a feminine likeness — creating a humorous and charming DIY moment. Printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology, the design delivers crisp colors, fine detail, and a velvety-soft ink finish that melds seamlessly with the cotton fabric.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Charming Hardware Humor: Anatomy of the bolt and nut are illustrated clearly—the text makes the message loud and clever.
• Premium DTG Quality: Sharp lines and color shading stay smooth and integrated—no stiff or raised ink.
• Comfortable Fabric: Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (or cotton-blend heathers) for breathable, everyday comfort.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew-neck tee available in sizes S–3XL — perfect for tool lovers, engineers, or anyone who appreciates mechanical puns.

Perfect For:

• DIY enthusiasts, mechanics, engineers, or anyone who gets tool-inspired humor.
• Garage sessions, workshop hangouts, hardware store runs, or casual outings.
• Gifting to the problem-solvers, fixers, or clever craftspeople in your life.

Gift It When:

• Birthdays, Father’s Day, tool-themed events, or “just-because” hardware appreciation.
• Looking to surprise someone with a clever twist on mechanical necessity and personality.

Quality That Endures:

Constructed from mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) with taped shoulder seams and double-stitched hems to hold shape through heavy use. The DTG print remains crisp, flexible, and machine-wash safe—no cracking or peeling.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Offered in Black, White, Heather Grey, Navy, or Olive — sizes S through 3XL.
Made-to-order with mechanic humor, premium print touch, and everyday durability.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Animated Bolt & Nut: Bolt drawn with bold outline, hex head and thread detail; nut features a slim, stylised shape with eyelashes and smile.
• Quote: Nut calls out “Not without a washer” in clear, comic-style punctuation.
• Color Contrast: Metallic grays, bold black outlines, and white highlights pop on dark tees; reverse colors ensure visibility on lighter shirts.
• Styling Tips: Pairs with jeans or workwear chinos and boots—perfect for garage days or casual tool-themed humor outings.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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