Not My Circus T-Shirt | Funny Tee

“Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys” T‑Shirt – Chaos Coordinator Tee

Declare your reluctant leadership status with the “Not My Circus” T-shirt — the perfect tee for anyone managing a mess they didn’t create (but somehow still run).

This hilariously relatable design reads: “Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys… But Apparently I’m the Ringmaster of This Shit Show,” accompanied by a hand-drawn circus tent illustration. Printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, the design has a soft-hand feel and clean, lasting lines that don’t fade — even through your own personal three-ring chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfectly Relatable: For managers, parents, teachers, or anyone caught in the middle of other people’s drama.
• High-Quality DTG Printing: Crisp text and clean tent illustration that stands up to real-life wear and tear.
• Comfortable Fabric: Made from breathable 100% combed ring-spun cotton or soft cotton-blend for heathers.
• Unisex Fit: Classic crew neck style available in sizes S–3XL — fits anyone balancing chaos with sarcasm.

Perfect For:

• Office warriors, stay-at-home parents, classroom heroes, or event planners.
• Casual Fridays, school pick-up lines, or group Zoom calls gone off the rails.
• Anyone who’s constantly managing messes that aren’t their own.

Gift It When:

• For that friend or colleague who’s clearly running the “show.”
• As a fun, knowing nod to someone with too much on their plate.

Quality That Endures:

Made with mid-weight cotton (~170–180 g/m²) and finished with reinforced seams. DTG-printed for longevity and flexibility — the text stays sharp and readable even after plenty of washes.

Available in Colours & Sizes – Choose from White, Heather Grey, Black, or Charcoal — sizes S through 3XL.
Made-to-order with circus-worthy humor, durable comfort, and no monkey business.

Design Details & Style Notes:

• Hand-Drawn Tent: Simple circus tent illustration adds visual charm to the bold message.
• Balanced Typography: Mix of uppercase font and handwritten styling adds playful contrast.
• Blunt but Playful: Clear language meets sarcastic wit — unapologetically honest.
• Style Tip: Pair with jeans and a coffee mug labeled “manager of nonsense.”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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