Unisex Nope Sloth T‑Shirt Cute Sloth Graphic Tee Lazy Day Cotton Shirt

Nope. Not Today. Maybe Not Tomorrow Either.

Channel your inner sloth with this hilariously relatable tee that says what we’re all thinking: “NOPE – Not Today.” Whether it's work, chores, or socializing, this shirt makes your excuse crystal clear—without saying a word.

Why You'll Love It:

• Adorable snoozing sloth graphic: cuteness meets pure mood
• Bold “NOPE – Not Today” message for maximum anti-effort vibes
• Printed with DTG (direct-to-garment) magic—vibrant, soft, and long-lasting

Fit & Feel:

• Made from 100% ringspun cotton so soft it might nap with you
• Unisex sizing that suits sloth lovers of all shapes and speeds
• Pre-shrunk fabric—because surprises belong in TV shows, not laundry

Perfect For:

• Introverts, procrastinators, and weekday rebels
• Gifts for sleepyheads, snugglebugs, or anyone who hits snooze twice (or five times)
• Lazy Sundays, cancelled plans, or “just not feeling it” days

Slip this tee on, take a deep breath, and confidently opt out of everything. Because nope… not today.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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