Nobody's Doing Me | Retro Women's T-Shirt

🧺 “Don’t Worry Laundry… Nobody’s Doing Me Either”

Retro Women’s T-Shirt – Snarky, Vintage & Relatable

This cheeky retro tee channels classic pin-up poster vibes with a modern, sarcastic twist. Perfect for anyone whose laundry pile (and dating life) could both use a little attention. Soft, comfy, and DTG printed so the vintage colours stay bold wash after wash.

💎 Why You’ll Love It

• Vintage pin-up style artwork with a distressed poster effect
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) print for crisp lines & long-lasting colour
• Soft, breathable cotton you’ll actually want to wear on laundry day
• Guaranteed to get laughs (and nods of agreement)

🎯 Perfect For

• Sarcasm lovers & meme queens
• Mums, house-share heroes & chore-dodgers
• Gifting to that friend who always has “one more load to do”

🧵 Fabric & Print

• 100% cotton (heathers may contain polyester)
• DTG printed for softness and durability
• Classic unisex fit (check size guide for best fit)

Pair it with messy buns, comfy joggers, and a basket you pretend you’ll fold later.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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