No Time or Crayons T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

😂 No Time or Crayons T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

Bold Humor Meets Witty Attitude

Make your sarcasm loud and clear with this No Time or Crayons t-shirt. Featuring bold typography and a playful crayon graphic, this tee delivers the perfect mix of humor and attitude. Ideal for those who are tired of explaining the obvious, it’s a conversation starter that keeps it snarky and stylish.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Funny and sarcastic design with bold text and graphic
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for both men and women

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcasm lovers and witty personalities
• Casual wear with a humorous twist
• Gag gifts, friends, or coworkers with a sense of humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause smirks, eye-rolls, or instant laughter.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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